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  • Arthur Bacon

Republicans Versus Democrats

Young people often wonder about what is the difference between republicans and democrats. The diagram below illustrates what separates these two groups of people.


Dems  1+1=2

GOP  1+1=3


Dems Evolution is a scientific fact.

GOP Evolution is a hoax.


Dems        Dinosaurs went extinct 150 million years ago.

GOP          Humans and dinosaurs co-existed.


Dems The earth is 4 billion years old.

GOP The earth is 4,000 years old.


Dems Man evolved from hairy apes.

GOP God made man in His image.


Dems Government is good.

GOP Government is bad.


Dems         Obamacare is good.

GOP           Obamacare is bad.


Dems Being smart is good: E = mc2.

GOP Being smart is bad: I’m an Oakie from Muscogee.


Dems Covid-19 is dangerous.

GOP Covid-19 is a hoax.


Dems Masks help mitigate the spread of Covid.

GOP Masks are for sissies.


Dems Journalism is The Fourth Estate.

GOP Journalism is fake.


Dems US economic greatness was built on the backs of Blacks.

GOP Dems want to destroy American white culture.


Dems Women are just as good as men.

GOP Women belong in the kitchen.


Dems I’m okay, you’re okay.

GOP White is okay.


Dems Crazy people should not have guns.

GOP The 2nd Amendment. The 2nd Amendment. The 2nd . . .


Dems Immigrants enrich a country.

GOP Immigrants poison our blood.


Dems The Founding Fathers wanted separation of church and state.

GOP In god we trust in god we trust in god we trust in god we . . .


Dems Climate change is real.

GOP Man-made climate change is a hoax.


Dems.        Putin is a dangerous dictator.

GOP           Putin is a genius.


Dems January 6th was an insurrection.

GOP January 6th was a rambunctious bunch of tourists.


Dems Joe Biden is the President of the United States.

GOP Donald Trump is the President of the United States.


Dems         Guilty.

GOP           Witch hunt.

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